Why Rock Theo Von Merch
Gear that hits like a bayou banger
Built Tough
Durable materials hold up through gator hunts and late-night laughs. Everyday comfort without the fade.
This Past Weekend Vibes
Threads channeling Theo's irreverent gold - straight from the Louisiana legend's stand-up soul.
Rat Nation Approved
Join the pack repping that raw humor. Wear it, own it, live it with the crew.
Crafted Right
Attention to detail in every stitch. Premium picks for rats who demand the real deal.
Theo Von - Louisiana Legend
Bayou tales and podcast fire
Theo Von turned Louisiana grit into comedy gold with his This Past Weekend podcast, spinning wild stories that hook rat nation worldwide. From stand-up stages to viral clips, his irreverent take on life keeps fans coming back for more. This merch drops that same unfiltered vibe into premium gear you can wear anywhere.
Rats Raving
Real talk from the nation
The rat nation hoodie fits perfect and hasn't shrunk after washes - been wearing it to every pod listen.
Bayou tee's print is sharp, fabric breathes easy in the heat. Repping Theo at shows feels right.
This Past Weekend enamel pin on my bag gets nods everywhere. Solid metal, no cheap feel.
Got Your Back
Fast Rides
Standard shipping lands in 5 - 10 business days. Free over $100 - stack that cart.
Easy Switches
30 - day window on unused items. Hit the contact form for a smooth process.
Locked Tight
Checkout secured end to end. Your info stays safe, no sweat.
Real Help
Questions? Our contact form gets quick responses. We're here for the rats.
Frequently Asked Questions
Cotton blends and premium fabrics built for comfort and longevity. Every piece gets that durable edge for daily wear. Washes clean without fading Theo's vibes.
True to size with room for that laid-back fit. Check the size chart for chest and length specs. Rats say it nails the casual drop.
5 - 10 business days standard. Free over $100 keeps it rat-smart. Track your order right from dispatch.
Straight from This Past Weekend episodes and bayou stand-up. Irreverent humor printed crisp. Limited drops keep it fresh for the nation.
Machine wash cold, tumble low. Avoid bleach to keep colors popping. Hangs dry best for that worn-in feel.
US-focused but check cart for global rates. Duties may apply on your end. Contact form for specifics.
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